Monday, April 10, 2023

Here's Everything We Know About Taylor Swift And Joe Alwyn's Reported Breakup

Hi!

Between last night's episode of "Succession" and the (alleged, I won't believe it until blondie confirms) news that Taylor Swift and Joe Alwyn broke up, this Monday was a doozy. Now I'm not a eight-hour-wait-on-Ticketmaster-line Swiftie, but I am a fan of her love songs and so the shock that Taylor's muse (and co-writer) wasn't, in fact, "the one" really took me out. But this isn't her first rodeo and I'm sure heartbreak will only make the next album even better. Go on girl, shake it off. ✨

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To my "Succession" watchers: I apologize for your TV hangover this morning. BuzzFeed News' Kelsey Weekman broke down just why this week's ep was so impactful.

Here's Everything We Know About Taylor Swift And Joe Alwyn's Reported Breakup

There are some celeb couples who you just can't picture breaking up. But there must be something in the air, because multiple outlets are reporting that Taylor Swift and her boyfriend/muse/cowriter Joe Alwyn have called it quits. It's reportedly amicable, but I'm still struggling to believe it myself. We've got all the details we know so far — and reactions from Swifties who are as shook as I am.

He Wasn't The 1

People Are Sharing The TV Characters They Used To Love But Later Discovered Were Actually The Worst

Most TV characters are meant to be lovable, I mean why else would you spend hours watching them? But sometimes shows lose the plot (literally) and write their characters down the drain. People revealed the ones they ended up hating by the end of the show and I was genuinely surprised by some of them — stay away from Linda Belcher!!!

From "Badass" To "Ass"

16 Times Celebs Thought They Were Being Relatable But Actually Came Off As Pretty Darn Out-Of-Touch

There's nothing cringier than rich celebrities trying to seem relatable to us normies, right? From Kim Kardashian comparing her divorce to a teenage with cancer to Emma Chamberlain claiming being an influencer is harder than having a 9-5 to JLo using a sneaky little face-smoothing filter, these are some of the worst cases of celebs trying — and failing — to act like normal humans.

Celebs Are *Not* Like Us

22 Parents Who Enforced Household Rules That Were Either Super Strict, Extremely Bizarre, Or Downright Scary

Everyone knew (or was) a kid growing up who had super strict parents. Maybe they had an early curfew or weren't allowed to drink soda or couldn't go to sleepovers. But they probably weren't as wild as these parents whose rules are truly...something else. Like having to wear socks in the pool (yes, the pool) or using a special paper towel to eat bagels off of. BRB, I'm gonna call my mom and say sorry for everything I've ever done.

Parental Control