Monday, April 24, 2023

Oh Monday, we meet again.

Today I'm all about devouring content that'll put a smile on my face, so I've been binging tweet round-ups like nobody's business. These ones range all of 2023 so far (how are there so many good ones already?!) and these are all tweets by women, who we've already established as the funniest of all beings. Enjoy! ✨

It's marg season, baby! I have my eye on this Trader Joe's "party can" that's perfect for a party or BBQ.
"Dead Ringers" is a creepy new show — a remake, really of a 1988 movie — starring Rachel Weisz as obsessive twin gynecologists. I can't wait to start it!
WTF is "quiet luxury?" Here's an intro to the fashion, home, and lifestyle trend sneakily taking over.

21 Sidesplitting, Rib-Tickling Screenshots Of Older People Doing Their Own Thing Online

Look, I don't use Facebook much anymore unless it's to remember someone's birthday or buy used furniture, but these screenshot gems from ~older~ people incorrectly using the app or just being weird in general are making me reconsider my stance. They're so hilarious and *just* what we need on a Monday.

Facebook's For The Oldies

Sofia Richie Got Married Over The Weekend, And Of Course, Her Guest List Was Impressive

Sofia Richie (daughter of Lionel, sister of Nicole, and ex of Scott Disick) got married this weekend while everyone else was at Coachella — but her wedding and its high-profile guests still managed to stun us all. From its French setting to her three (yes, 3!) dresses, this must not have been a nuptial to miss.

Obvi, Paris Was There

17 Recent Screenshots Of Dating App Bios That Prove We're All Living In Hell

Dating apps can make you think "this is the bad place" whether you're on there for fun or to meet "the one." These *actual* dating app profiles are basically one giant red flag, from admitting to liking to cheat to "NO redheads, leave me alone!" this is proof that staying single miiiiight just be the way to go.

Deranged Dating

17 Plot Twists That Have Been Done So Many Times, They're No Longer Surprising, Just Boring

Whether it's a comedy, romance, or horror, there are some movie tropes and plot lines we just can't escape from. Maybe it's a ruined-wedding-turned-perfect-wedding or walking away from an explosion unscathed. Or, a personal pet peeve, the "secret child" trope. Attention, TV writers: we're over it!

Don't Get It Twisted