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FRIDAY, DECEMBER 09 2022 Happy Friday! If you've checked out for the rest of the year and spent the week scrolling TikTok, congrats! If not, don't worry, I did it for you. Here's the lowdown on what happened on the internet this week. Enjoy! ✨ @rebexxxxa The Best Discourse Of 2022 In an ultimate meta moment, a Twitter thread calling for the most chronically online discourse went viral this week. The replies were full of some of the most wild, mind-boggling, and infuriating "hot takes" the internet came up with this year. If you want to get caught up on all of 2022's messiness, this is the place to do it. @josiahworley A Spooky Situation A TikToker caught paranormal proof of a ghost flinging knives — yes, knives — around their kitchen and yet I am still struggling to believe it. The best part is that they are shockingly nonchalant about the eerie experience happening before their eyes. In fact, they almost seemed concerned for the safety of the ghost, and not their own tender toes. Spooky!  @leilahormozi & @tiktokinvestors The Hustlers Need To Stop You know how LinkedIn is flooded with posts about how hard people work? Well, Twitter really does not like those, as this unlucky person found out when her tweet about her "$200 million" daily routine went viral. The quote tweets are basically just funny iterations of her crazy schedule (I mean, working out and then not showering? Come on.) or pleas to keep this hustler sentiment where it belongs.  @patricklenton Casting Call For "White Lotus" S3 Aside from yourself, of course, who do you think would be the perfect cast for the next season of "The White Lotus?" Perhaps an iconic group of spoiled rich kids? Or another out-of-touch character with ~interesting~ fashion sense? Or maybe the family we love to hate? Twitter's fancasting the next season and tbh I am *very* here for all of it. @morgan_faulkner1 Watch: An update on the (ancient, at this point) "they were roommates" drama.   Meet: The twins that couldn't be any different.   Manifest: This relaxing energy for the weekend.   Eat: A pancake that even IHOP is in awe over. Is there a hot, new TikTok trend coming across your FYP? See a tweet that had you laugh so loud you scared your dog? Want to argue about the next "Laurel vs. Yanny?" Hit "reply" to this email to slide straight into my inbox and send me the best of YOUR internet! Gen X'ers Are Sharing The Things That Define Them, And As A Millennial, I'd Never Considered Some Of These This Woman Is Facing Pushback From Her Family After She Planted A Fake Pregnancy Test In Her Bedroom To Prove Her Mother-In-Law Was Snooping, And The Internet Has Big Thoughts Zoey Deutch Revealed She Auditioned For "The White Lotus" And That Fans Still Confuse Her For Haley Lu Richardson Amber Riley Had An Iconic Response To Being Asked By Ziwe If Lea Michele Was Racist On "Glee" 20 LGBTQ+ Pop Culture Moments And News-Worthy Events That Happened In 2022 60 Of The Absolute Dumbest Things People Actually Posted On The Internet In 2022 Do You Think These Actors Are Hotter As Themselves Or The Characters They Played? People On TikTok Are Saying Drinking Coffee On An Empty Stomach Causes All Sorts Of Health Issues, So We Spoke To An Expert To Get The Truth Christina Applegate Made Her First TV Appearance Since Her MS Diagnosis, And Talked About How Her Life Has Changed 14 Famous Families Who Had Very Public Feuds, And Whether They Chose Forgiveness Or A Permanent Falling Out BuzzFeed, Inc. 229 W 43rd St. NY, NY 10036   We hope you love the products we recommend! Just so you know, BuzzFeed may collect a small share of sales from the links in this email.   View our privacy notice and cookie policy Unsubscribe